Sunday 8th of April Quiz

[Ian Mac]

It was suggested last week by Vic that we should register our intention to take part in the quiz, by 8-15pm and that the quiz could then commence at 8-30pm.

I would just like to take this opperchancity to register my intention to play, assuming it's still on.

[VictorLaslo]

Thankyou Ian, very thoughtful of you.

I'll be here.

[number1dcfan]

I'm hoping to take part Vic :D

[VictorLaslo]

Nice one Letty, looks like you against Ian up to now.

VL

[Agent Sizzle]

I'll be here too...

Note that I've been feeling unwell all week so some sympathy from the Quizmeister would be appreciated and of course completely appropriate. :sad4:

[goesting]

I think I can try for an hour at least

As I'm from a third world country, I guess I need some bonus points to start with :?

[malc the hammer]

I hope to be here!!

Malc.

[Site Admin]

Me too dial up permitting Mr G is playing with me :lol: oooops that sounds bad but you know what I mean :roll: :lol:

[Agent Sizzle]

The smutty story thread is over in the Bar, Site Manager.... :roll:

[Ian Mac]

Me too dial up permitting Mr G is playing with me :lol: oooops that sounds bad but you know what I mean :roll: :lol:

A helping hand so to speak. :wink:

[turnipsock]

I've registered late

[Agent Sizzle]

Who the hell is that in your avatar??? :lol:

[Ian Mac]

Him out the fast show innit?.

[turnipsock]

Swiss Tony

[turnipsock]

http://www.jokefile.co.uk/rich/swisstony.html

[number1dcfan]

evening all :D

[goesting]

evening all :D

:P

[GingerWeegie]

evening all

[GingerWeegie]

Hi DC :oops:

[goesting]

evening all

hello gw :lol:

[GingerWeegie]

helloooooo Goesting

[number1dcfan]

evening all :D

:P :bootyshake:

[goesting]

helloooooo Goesting

How was the night out? :wink:

[GingerWeegie]

not you as well??? :blackeye:

[VictorLaslo]

sorry got caught up with visitors again, is everyone here?

[goesting]

Oh dear

Tough cookie, that dc!

[Agent Sizzle]

Here

[Ian Mac]

Evening all, Sizz, you've put on weight dearie.

[malc the hammer]

evening all

Malc.

[goesting]

That's to park bicycles, isn't it?

[GingerWeegie]

Evening all, Sizz, you've put on weight dearie.

but ALL in the right places :D

[Agent Sizzle]

Do you prefer the curvy me, though? :lol:

[VictorLaslo]

Not sure that avatar is appropriate for a religious holiday Sizz

[number1dcfan]

Oh dear

Tough cookie, that dc!actually I'm a wee bit fragile , gw's fault :lol:

[VictorLaslo]

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/question.jpg
Whose Lawyer : "My client will certainly seek an amnesty this time but it is still up to the president to decide if he would be released," lawyer Le Thanh Kinh said Friday by telephone from Ho Chi Minh City.

[GingerWeegie]

wisnae me honest :oops:

[number1dcfan]

That's to park bicycles, isn't it?yup :shock:

[Agent Sizzle]

gary Glitter

[goesting]

Stop distracting me, DC, know all about your vile tactics :)

[malc the hammer]

Do you prefer the curvy me, though? :lol:


Which ever one you choose.....I ain't fussed!!!

Malc.

[GingerWeegie]

glitter

[number1dcfan]

glitter

[malc the hammer]

gary glitter

Malc.

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

gary glitter

[VictorLaslo]

Sizz, Ginge and Letty

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/Answer.jpg
Gary Glitter’s

[turnipsock]

Is there a question mark there?

[malc the hammer]

Please note Sizz and me used full names!!

malc.

[Ian Mac]

Paul Gadd

[goesting]

henry kissinger

[VictorLaslo]

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/question.jpg

What was Billie Connoly's send-up of 'In the navy'?

[GingerWeegie]

in the brownies

[Agent Sizzle]

in the brownies

[Ian Mac]

The Village People

[number1dcfan]

in the brownies

[goesting]

I know but I won't tell

[malc the hammer]

In the brownies

Malc.

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

village people

[VictorLaslo]

Same three again!

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/Answer.jpg
In the Brownies

[VictorLaslo]

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/question.jpg
What Jim Webb tune has the lyric “I guess I need a long vacation, but it don't look like rain”?

[goesting]

Who's Jim Webb?

[turnipsock]

Summer Holiday

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

wichita line man

[turnipsock]

that is Harry Webb

[number1dcfan]

Who's Jim Webb?aye who he?

[VictorLaslo]

Summer Holiday

That was Harry Webb Tamsh

[Ian Mac]

witchita lineman

[turnipsock]

lyrics again

[GingerWeegie]

witchita line man :D

[number1dcfan]

lyrics againI know :roll:

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

sung by Glen Campbell :-)

[malc the hammer]

dave dudley one more mile

Malc.

[goesting]

Who's Jim Webb?aye who he?

aye him ya :lol:

[number1dcfan]

they are all away googling

[VictorLaslo]

Just Becky and Ian

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/Answer.jpg
Wichita Lineman

[GingerWeegie]

lyrics againI know :roll:

no ye don'y :D

[goesting]

lyrics again

Not my forte either :( tamsh

[VictorLaslo]

....and Ginge

[VictorLaslo]

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/question.jpg
Who received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this week?

[Ian Mac]

halle berry

[GingerWeegie]

halle berry

[turnipsock]

halle berry

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

halle berry

[number1dcfan]

george bush?

[goesting]

You can't be serious!

[GingerWeegie]

john macenroe

[Ian Mac]

You can't be serious!

Cannot

[malc the hammer]

STEWARDS ENQUIRY!!!!!!!!!

I GOOGLED AND CAME UP WITH THE LYRICS!!!

MALC.

[number1dcfan]

You can't be serious!ok then Tony Bliar :lol:

[VictorLaslo]

Ian Ginge and Tamsh

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/Answer.jpg
Halle Berry

[GingerWeegie]

You can't be serious!ok then Tony Bliar :lol:


now your just taking the proverbial :D

[malc the hammer]

HALLE BERRY

MALC.

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

Well you should'nt be googling :D

[VictorLaslo]

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/question.jpg
Anagram: Presenter: GRANT RANG HOMO

[turnipsock]

Well you should'nt be googling :D

I only have two hands

[malc the hammer]

I know but i aint afraid to admit I'm nice but dim!!

Malc.

[goesting]

You can't be serious!

Cannot

neh neh neh :P

[turnipsock]

Norton

[GingerWeegie]

graham norton

[goesting]

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/question.jpg
Anagram: Presenter: GRANT RANG HOMO

graham norton?

[number1dcfan]

graham norton

[Agent Sizzle]

graham norton

[VictorLaslo]

Tamsh, Ginge and Goest

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/Answer.jpg
Graham Norton

[malc the hammer]

graham G norton

( check the spelling on the anagram!!)

malc.

[goesting]

graham norton

Sizz, you look like O :?

Hope you're not hurt

[VictorLaslo]

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/question.jpg
The reported remains of who were found to be fake this week?

[goesting]

joan of arc?

[turnipsock]

Robert The Bruce

[Agent Sizzle]

joan of ark

[GingerWeegie]

St Joan

[number1dcfan]

joan of arc

[malc the hammer]

Joan of arc

Malc.

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

joan of arc

[Ian Mac]

Anglocentric questions

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

Robert the Bruce

[VictorLaslo]

Goest, Sizz and Ginge (whose on a roll)

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/Answer.jpg
Joan of Arc
French researchers who analyzed the relics and found they did not appear to be the burnt remains of anyone from the 15th century, but in fact dated to more than 2,000 years ago.

[GingerWeegie]

on a chair akshoolie

[goesting]

maybe it was the son of a carpenter

[VictorLaslo]

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/question.jpg
Who wrote 'The woman in white'

[goesting]

wilkie collins

[GingerWeegie]

wilkie collins

[malc the hammer]

A writer

malc.

[number1dcfan]

wilkie collins

[Agent Sizzle]

wilkie collins

[turnipsock]

Webber

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

wilkie collins

[Ian Mac]

george bernard shaw

[number1dcfan]

great book

[malc the hammer]

wilike collins

Malc.

[turnipsock]

I thought it was a musical

[VictorLaslo]

Goest, Ginge and Letty

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/Answer.jpg
Wilkie Collins

[Ian Mac]

I thought it was a musical

That was the lady in red

[VictorLaslo]

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/question.jpg
How many "years BC" was the Raquel Welch film

[number1dcfan]

I thought it was a musical

That was the lady in redshite song :D

[GingerWeegie]

one million

[Ian Mac]

1 million

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

one million

[Agent Sizzle]

one billion

[number1dcfan]

10,000000

[malc the hammer]

one million

malc.

[turnipsock]

I thought it was a musical

That was the lady in red

I'll check later but I think you'll find i'm right.

[Agent Sizzle]

million

[Ian Mac]

one billion

lmfao

[goesting]

65 000

[turnipsock]

10 mil

[GingerWeegie]

one billion

I see the film title has inflated as much as your bahookie Sizz :D

[number1dcfan]

10,000000thats not even a blooming number :D

[Agent Sizzle]

one billion

I see the film title has inflated as much as your bahookie Sizz :D


:protest:

I haven't put on weight. The latex just squeezed me in places i never knew I had...

[VictorLaslo]

Ginge, Ian and Becky

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/Answer.jpg
1 Million


Classic film that eh?

[GingerWeegie]

one billion

I see the film title has inflated as much as your bahookie Sizz :D


:protest:

I haven't put on weight. The latex just squeezed me in places i never knew I had...


OOOOhhhhhhh wish I could :P

[Ian Mac]

Ginge, Ian and Becky

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/Answer.jpg
1 Million


Classic film that eh?

Very true to life i thought

[atko1957]

7 + VAT
Australia need 125 from 22 overs, Woods lurking in the Masters - thats why I'm late

[VictorLaslo]

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/question.jpg
What is a catechumen?

[GingerWeegie]

Kafflicks

[VictorLaslo]

Who's googling?

[goesting]

a seductress

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

monkey

[Agent Sizzle]

it's like a novice in the catholic church

and it's a computer game

[turnipsock]

how do you pronounce it?

[GingerWeegie]

:oops:

[Agent Sizzle]

point for each, please!!!

[turnipsock]

it's like a novice in the catholic church

[number1dcfan]

pass

[malc the hammer]

One who is receiving instruction in religion

malc.

[atko1957]

someone learning in the catholic church

[GingerWeegie]

point for each, please!!!

go on Vic give her one :lol:

[number1dcfan]

it's like a novice in the catholic churchyou googled :shock:

[goesting]

it's catch-u-men

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

novice in catholic church

[Agent Sizzle]

it's like a novice in the catholic church

How original.... :protest:

[Ian Mac]

It's a little bit of skin that you break in a virgin.

[number1dcfan]

HI Atko :P

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

instruct in relgion

[atko1957]

It's a little bit of skin that you break in a virgin.

Nah, thats cuticle...

[turnipsock]

it's like a novice in the catholic churchyou googled :shock:

no, I copied a googler

[GingerWeegie]

don't you mean ralgex, WG?

[Ian Mac]

It's a little bit of skin that you break in a virgin.

Nah, thats cuticle...

Yeh it is quite nice innit?.

[number1dcfan]

it's like a novice in the catholic churchyou googled :shock:

no, I copied a googler :lol:

[atko1957]

HI Atko :P
wotcha all

[goesting]

break

[turnipsock]

broken

[number1dcfan]

has Vic fainted?

[VictorLaslo]

Sizz, Tamsh and Malc.

Point to Ian for the most origional answer.

Glad you could make it Paul, howdoo

PS If you google catechumen, it comes up with the two things Sizz answered, whadoyathinkothat?

[turnipsock]

His tie was to tight

[GingerWeegie]

that's not how you spell farted DC

[Agent Sizzle]

No, just accumulating lots of points to give me

[goesting]

broken

sharp :P

[VictorLaslo]

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/Answer.jpg
One who is being taught the principles of Christianity.

[GingerWeegie]

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/Answer.jpg
One who is being taught the principles of Christianity.

AYE a KAFFLICK!!!

[VictorLaslo]

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/question.jpg
Which DJ was christened Edward Mainwaring

[turnipsock]

Ed Stewart

[goesting]

Edward Mainwaring

[Ian Mac]

Kenny Everett

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

ED stewart

[GingerWeegie]

chris evans

[Agent Sizzle]

ed sttewart

[turnipsock]

Kenny Everett

[number1dcfan]

steve wright?

[number1dcfan]

kenny everett

[Agent Sizzle]

steve wright?

[goesting]

love the show

[number1dcfan]

DLT

[malc the hammer]

Ed stewart

Malc.

[VictorLaslo]

Tamsh, Becky and Sizz

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/Answer.jpg
Ed Stewpot Stuart

[atko1957]

sw's to you

[turnipsock]

is anybody coping here, steve wright

[malc the hammer]

what the bloody hell are SW's??

malc.

[VictorLaslo]

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/question.jpg
What is a female Donkey called?

[Ian Mac]

jenny

[turnipsock]

bray

[goesting]

ass

[atko1957]

Aus 134 for 2 off 30 - need 114 from the last 20

[number1dcfan]

a jenny

[GingerWeegie]

Jenny :D

[turnipsock]

jenny

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

jenny

[Agent Sizzle]

janet or jenny

[turnipsock]

I was thinking of a female ass...can't think why?

[malc the hammer]

Jennet or jenny

Malc.

[Agent Sizzle]

I'm the first to say janet, so I get a point for that, even though the others got jenny first.

[GingerWeegie]

I was thinking of a female ass...can't think why?

snap :lol:

[number1dcfan]

I'm the first to say janet, so I get a point for that, even though the others got jenny first.It's jennet :roll:

[atko1957]

what the bloody hell are SW's??

malc.

Sarah kennedy took the piss out of Steve Wright once for all the 'love the show' type e-mails he reads out. now all her correspondents send 'sw's'

[Belly Dancing Goldfish]

jennet :-)

[goesting]

I'm the first to say janet, so I get a point for that, even though the others got jenny first.It's jennet :roll:

What is it with you and spelling? :roll:

[VictorLaslo]

http://img1.picturewizard.com/1323EE8/0/Answer.jpg
Jenny


Ian, Letty and Ginge

[Agent Sizzle]

DC

that's a regional variation.

[number1dcfan]

I'm the first to say janet, so I get a point for that, even though the others got jenny first.It's jennet :roll:

What is it with you and spelling? :roll:wat? :D

[goesting]

I'm the first to say janet, so I get a point for that, even though the others got jenny first.It's jennet :roll:

What is it with you and spelling? :roll:wat? :D

:shock: Is that Dutch I see?

[GingerWeegie]

manners Letty, that should have been padon?

[VictorLaslo]

Half time toilet Break, back at 9.25?


I'll get the scores

[atko1957]

tyler?

[number1dcfan]

I'm the first to say janet, so I get a point for that, even though the others got jenny first.It's jennet :roll:

What is it with you and spelling? :roll:wat? :D

:shock: Is that Dutch I see?Is It?

[malc the hammer]

what the bloody hell are SW's??

malc.


Sarah kennedy took the piss out of Steve Wright once for all the 'love the show' type e-mails he reads out. now all her correspondents send 'sw's'

Cheers Paul, I have heard many times Sarah Kennedy say I have just told you But i never seem to hear it...even on play again facility

Malc.

[turnipsock]

goesting, were you at Flanders today?

[Agent Sizzle]

don't forget my extra points:

- for also mentioning the computer game

- for not being well (currently sitting here in me undies, cos my skin still hurts...!)

[GingerWeegie]

don't forget my extra points:

- for also mentioning the computer game

- for not being well (currently sitting here in me undies, cos my skin still hurts...!)


:shock: :shock:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[VictorLaslo]

Run away leader at halftime

In third is Letty with 4 points

In second with 5 points are Sizz, Ian and Tamsh

And leading is............

[atko1957]

what the bloody hell are SW's??

malc.


Sarah kennedy took the piss out of Steve Wright once for all the 'love the show' type e-mails he reads out. now all her correspondents send 'sw's'

Cheers Paul, I have heard many times Sarah Kennedy say I have just told you But i never seem to hear it...even on play again facility

Malc.

She keeps saying she's told you but actually only mentions it very rarely - tease! :D
And who let a West Ham supporter in? :lol: :lol:

[turnipsock]

http://www.reallyuseful.com/rug/shows/wiw/

[atko1957]

Aus 96 from 18 - 152 for 2 (still over 5 an over)

[turnipsock]

what the bloody hell are SW's??

malc.


Sarah kennedy took the piss out of Steve Wright once for all the 'love the show' type e-mails he reads out. now all her correspondents send 'sw's'

Cheers Paul, I have heard many times Sarah Kennedy say I have just told you But i never seem to hear it...even on play again facility

Malc.

She keeps saying she's told you but actually only mentions it very rarely - tease! :D
And who let a West Ham supporter in? :lol: :lol:

The SW theme is developing on wogan as well now.

[VictorLaslo]

Everyones favorite redhead with Nine points.......Ginge.

[malc the hammer]

And who let a West Ham supporter in? :lol: :lol:


You're only jealous!!

Malc.

[Agent Sizzle]

Did you see the reminder about my bonus points, Herr Quizmeister?

:love5:

[turnipsock]

Nine!...are you sure?

[atko1957]

what the bloody hell are SW's??

malc.


Sarah kennedy took the piss out of Steve Wright once for all the 'love the show' type e-mails he reads out. now all her correspondents send 'sw's'

Cheers Paul, I have heard many times Sarah Kennedy say I have just told you But i never seem to hear it...even on play again facility

Malc.

She keeps saying she's told you but actually only mentions it very rarely - tease! :D
And who let a West Ham supporter in? :lol: :lol:

The SW theme is developing on wogan as well now.

No, the paulatko theme is develpoing on Wogan - 3 on Friday :D :D :D

[GingerWeegie]

Nine!...are you sure?

HAUD YER WHEESHT :D

[atko1957]

And who let a West Ham supporter in? :lol: :lol:


You're only jealous!!

Malc.

yeh. I know - 4 shots and 1 corner?

[turnipsock]

Did you see the reminder about my bonus points, Herr Quizmeister?

:love5:

...and mine about lord webber adapting some book to a musical.

[number1dcfan]

Nine!...are you sure?

HAUD YER WHEESHT :Ddid you get my pm?